mint green Volkswagen beetles

I...HATE...mint green Volkswagen beetles. I've seen at least four mint green Vokswagen beetles in the last week. And I swear to Blorg of I see one more mint green Volkswagen Beetle, I'm going to drive it into a tank full of metal eating piranas with explosive mines attached to their teeth!

I don't even know why I hate mint green volkswagen beetles so much. I don't mind powdered blue volkswagen beetles, or lipstick red volkswagen beetles, or neon pink volkswagen beetles. It's just the green ones.

They're just so...green. A sickening green. And they're short. And round looking. And they're ugly. And they don't contribute anything to society. And all they wanna do is have fun and cause mischief. I mean they just...drive around thinking their soooooo special. What did they ever do that was so great? All they do is make a lot of noise! And they're mean spirited and no one likes them and they cackle maniacally for no good reason and they've got stupid faces and no one even complimented them or commented on his cool top hat he brought to class that one time and they...

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I have to go blow something up now.